Do-It-Yourself Stimulus Package

Tired of all this unfair bailout stuff? I am. Mad that your name isn't on this list to receive someone else's hard earned tax dollars so you, too, can go to a tony resort or redecorate your office or throw a three day birthday bash for the shop steward? I am.

I decided to take matters into my own hands and print my own money!! Just like the Feds, I have money to print and to share!!!

This is your Do-It-Yourself Stimulus Package! You don't even need a corrupt and elitist Congress and to vote it in for you!! You don't need to arrogantly sign it three days after you coerce your cronies to pass it, unread! Just print your own money!!

The million dollar denomination works best. Easiest for buying that 25 room cottage in Ireland you've always wanted, or firing your own CEO and bailing out a crooked "voter registration" community organization. Just click on the links below the graphics for a huge graphic, resize if desired, and print! These bills are appropriate for your wallet or checkbook, and just like real money soon will have absolutely no value.

Click here for a full-sized version of the front of the bill.

Click here for a full-sized version of the back of the bill.

Tell your friends! Bail out the family, too! Send it to your tea party pals! Just link back to Sunflower Ranch and make it easy for them to copy the original to their computer and then print their own money!

We're rich! We got our piece of the quickly diminishing pie!! It's the end of prosperity but the beginning of our own comfortable lifestyle with nary a worry! Just like Congress!

Hooray.